Midget Terrorists Put on Notice

Attention midget terrorists: Swedish police are putting you on notice.

A February 2008 article in The Register, a United Kingdom newspaper, reports that Swedish law enforcement authorities are interrogating "people of limited stature" - translation: midget, dwarf - with criminal records following a rash of robberies from the cargo holds of motor coaches.  Police believe the thefts are being carried out by little midgets smuggled on board in sports bags.  Here's the a link to the story.

You can't make this crap up, people!  Several months ago, our crack news team brought you photographic proof of midget terrorists, and it looks like the midgets are back at it.  Want evidence?  See: Is This Midget a Terrorist? and Midgets, Our Secret Weapon in the War Against Terrorism.

Our research department was unable to capture pictures of these criminal midgets in the act, so we instead opted to show you a picture of a crying midget clown.  Even the midget clowns are crying!  So sad.

Comments

[Brittany]

This makes me CRY its scary!!!!!!!!!!!