Midgets For Sale: Limited Time Offer

Midgets, beer and snack chips.  Move over, Wal-Mart.  You're not a real one stop shop until you can promise to sell cute little midgets next to the soda and nacho cheese dip.  We're not sure how their prices compare to other grocery stores.  You'd think they'd sell Corona and Budweiser at prices that dwarf the competition, although I bet their cereal prices are still way too expensive.  What's up with grocery stores screwing you for a box of Lucky Charms cereal?

Funny Midget Pics

All of these funny pics were taken in different parts of the country, and each of them clearly shows the next big thing in the world of food retail: grocery stores that sell midgets. 

Does This Midget Look Like Robert De Niro?

We especially appreciate the picture of the food stand at the flea market.  There are a few midgets off in the distance of the pic, but you probably can't see them because they are so damn small.  This picture alone is the first documented evidence that flea markets have been peddling little midgets for years.  Never before have we seen a sign advertising their availability.

Comments

[djoncoaltz]

i would like to purchase a midget. this is not a joke if you have any info on where and how i can buy a midget please contact me at djoncoaltz82@yahoo.com thank you