Midget Murder Shakes up Harlem
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside and play, another midget is gunned down in a senseless midget drug escapade. When will we learn?
Writes the New York Post, "The short, troubled life of a drug-dealing Harlem midget came to a violent end ... when he was gunned down while guzzling beer and shooting dice outside a housing project."
Can't a fella have a little peace while slinging crack in Harlem? Give the little guy a chance. Sure, "Cops found a huge .380-caliber pistol in the waistband" of little man Joshua Agard, age 18, along with "15 vials of crack," but the kid was adorable.
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Another one bites the dust, midget fans. Another adordable little dwarf bites the dust on the rough and tough streets of Harlem.



An u may wanna suck some d*@ku white b^%$h...I knew josh as well..its so humorous how faggots like u are quick to judge when u don't know shit....shore my man's did his dirt but so does everyone,an that means everyone not every who was born in the GHETTO as u d*%k sucker's would call....josh was one of the best dudes out here..I'm just sad we never said goodbye and that nothing happened to his killer's...R.I.P.josh agard a.k.a.c-boogie we gonna miss u...an f#@k all u d*&k sucker's...
Posted by: acracca | June 25, 2008 at 01:13 AM
Hey Wyatt: You might want to consider taking some English As a Second Language courses, you moron.
Posted by: ? | June 15, 2008 at 08:19 PM
The Things that you said about Josh are terrible. You can't judge a person without knowing them or knowing what hardships they have been through. You shouldn't judge anyone....only god can. In the end I know Josh is up there with him!
Posted by: Monica | May 13, 2008 at 03:27 PM
all people could do is talk shit cuz they didnt realy know josh he was a good kid he was like a brother 2 me and he wasnt sapposed 2 go people wont kno cuz they didnt leave the life we leaved its hard in the streets of harlem so b4 u run ur mouth want u try and leave tha life we leave and untill then stop runin ur mouth and this is 2 all tha faget reporters and any body else who had anything 2 say
Posted by: wyatt | July 24, 2007 at 10:15 AM
ive seriously seen this guy in my hood before
Posted by: NEW YORKER | July 05, 2007 at 11:09 PM
Yes, he might have been a nice kid, but he was (apparently) an armed drug dealer. Think of all the lives he destroyed or helped destroy by selling drugs on street corners. I don't think journalists have a secret conspiracy against NYC midgets, dude.
Sucks that he grew up in a troubled family, but that doesn't excuse selling drugs and running around with guns.
Posted by: Joe | June 30, 2007 at 09:34 PM
This is not funny at all. Joshua's family and friends are in alot of pain. He went through alot in life due to both parents dying while he was very young. His grandparents tried to steer him in the right direction but growing up in housing projects in east harlem isnt the easiest. Joshua was a great kid who got caught up in the wrong stuff, he does not deserve this. His family and friends are in so much pain. If anyone here was to lose a young 18 year old to such a terrible death I doubt they would find any humor in it. I love Joshua and so do many others, please respect his memory.
Ps the newpapers wrote many untrue things just to sell papers.
Posted by: randy | June 30, 2007 at 07:24 PM