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This poor Mexican midget is being eaten by a Pelican. It's funny and sad at the same time. Someone should really do something about those killer Pelicans in Mexico, before they eat all the sexy lady midgets.
Midgets with Mullets: Business in the Front, Party in the Rear
Breaking news, midget fans. Our crack team of investigative reporters has uncovered evidence that Daily Show host John Stewart has an identical twin, and that sibling happens to be a dwarf. These photos, found on Worth1000.com, substantiate our findings. We also found strong evidence that Donald Trump and Kevin Spacey also have been hiding midget siblings.
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Think YOU'RE having a bad day? Try being Eric Lynch. This little weasel is always pissed off about something.
Fans of The Howard Stern Show on Sirius satellite radio know him as Eric the Midget, the perpetually ungrateful and wheelchair-bound monster "the size of a Butterball Turkey".
Eric Lynch is an unhappy member of Howard Stern's Wack Pack, a menagerie of miscreants and genetic mistakes composed of callers and unusual guests to the Howard Stern radio show. Dubbed "Eric the Midget" for obvious reasons, Lynch prefers to be called "Eric the Actor" and will often leave venomous messages on the Stern show voice mail referring to various staff members as "[censored]" and "[censored]".
Funny Midgets in Spandex Demand Your Respect
There's a good chance Eric the Midget is an evil midget, although he is a genius when it comes to American Idol. The guy knows every "little" fact about the pop show.
Midget and Dwarf Tossing: A Lost Art?
Lynch most recently gained infamy for ordering a hit of some sort against a caller to the Howard Stern radio show. The caller claimed to have attended high school with Lynch and stated that a number of disruptive concessions, such as the construction of ramps and elevators, were made by the school for the tiny terror. Lynch contacted a person with supposed mob ties and instructed the man to track down the caller. The message ended with Lynch intoning ominously, "You know what to do. You know what to do." No word on whether or not the midget FBI has been notified of his wee mob activities.
Some of these facts are courtesy of a very funny site called Something Awful. You should visit them. Lots of laughs.
Midget porn lovers around the world will love this pic. It's not everyday that you spot two dominatrix dwarfs walking down the street. This picture is wrong for many reasons. Funny Midget Pics Here
Technically, a man can't even be a dominatrix, and clearly the guy in the mask is a GUY. A dominatrix (from the Latin dominatrix, meaning a female ruler or mistress) is a woman who takes the dominant role in bondage and discipline, domination and submission, or sado-masochistic sexual practices - AKA "BDSM". Midget Dwarf Tossing - A Lost Art?
The male equivalent is a Master. I guess I should have picked a better title ... "The Midget Master Next Door".
It's time we took midgets "Siriusly". And how better to command respect than to dress a dwarf in cupid tights and parade him in front of a Sirius Satellite Radio sign? Howard Stern and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (RIP) would be proud.
Miniature golf and midgets? Well, even little people need to date. They might be dwarfs, but I'm sure these little lovers have big hearts.
Rock and roll! Give it up for James the Alpha Midget. Sing along, everyone.
Funny pics of midgets and dwarfs right here, folks. Pulled straight out of our "little" treasure box. Midget Terrorist? You Decide Let us know what you think about our new photos.
You can't make this crap up, people! Are you kidding me? A Jesus-loving midget singer from circa 1970? Sing for God and country, baby. Midgets in Spandex Deserve your Respect Give a little love for Lowell Mason the singing midget and the Crusaders.
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