Funny Midget Pics - All About Little Midgets

Hungry? How About Some Killa' Midget Cookies?

Anyone hungry? Do you like dwarfs? How about midgets? What about crazy killa' midgets?  They're delicious, and guaranteed to blast a cap in your hunger ... fo show, playa. Someone needs to invent Midget milk to go along with these tasty cookies.

 

Michael Jackson Tells Paper he Wants to Build a Midget Theme Park

MSNBC is reporting that Michael Jackson (who left the U.S. after he was acquitted on sex charges in California) has been spending time in Ireland and telling Irish journalists he wants to open a leprechaun-inspired theme park.

Sources say Jackson wants to fill a castle and its surrounding estate with tiny Irish midgets.

“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror, according to the MSNBC article. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”

Midgets with Mullets: Business in the Front, Party in the Back

When Baseball Went to the Midgets: Remembering Eddie Gaedel

This is no "little" project, though.  The sources estimate this midget fantasy land would cost approximately $625 million to build.  Let's just hope the leprechauns aren't really little drunk children dressed like Irish midgets.

Ah, that cracky Wacko-Jacko!

Your Ad Here