Midgets: Our Secret Weapon in the War Against Terror
Five years ago, our nation was attacked by extremists who hate democracy and want to kill Americans.
Today, Al-Qaeda sponsored terror cells continue to blow up our soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq. But those backward zealots weren't expecting the USA's newest weapon against hate: the dwarf.
These confidential little war machines are incredibly energy efficient. They appear harmless on approach, only to erupt into a miniature fire ball of rage when it's too late to run.
President Bush didn't mention these tiny weapons during tonight's address to the nation - something about national security - but rest assured they are strategically fighting our enemy overseas so we don't have to fight them here. They're difficult to spot. That's what makes them so damn effective.
God bless you, little warriors. Aim for the "terror sacks" in between their legs.
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