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Midget Terrorists Put on Notice

rtfAttention midget terrorists: Swedish police are putting you on notice.

A February 2008 article in The Register, a United Kingdom newspaper, reports that Swedish law enforcement authorities are interrogating "people of limited stature" - translation: midget, dwarf - with criminal records following a rash of robberies from the cargo holds of motor coaches.  Police believe the thefts are being carried out by little midgets smuggled on board in sports bags.  Here's the a link to the story.

You can't make this crap up, people!  Several months ago, our crack news team brought you photographic proof of midget terrorists, and it looks like the midgets are back at it.  Want evidence?  See: Is This Midget a Terrorist? and Midgets, Our Secret Weapon in the War Against Terrorism.

Our research department was unable to capture pictures of these criminal midgets in the act, so we instead opted to show you a picture of a crying midget clown.  Even the midget clowns are crying!  So sad.

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Wow, you guys sure love midget wrestlers.  Here are a few more midget wrestling pictures for our loyal fans.  And while you're here, check out more funny midget pics from the All About Midgets archives.

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New York Dwarf Bowling: a King-Sized Gutter Ball

New York bar owners beware: no more midget bowling tournaments.  Same goes for Florida.  Hosting a good old fashioned dwarf toss is a no go, too.  The Little People of America says these laws protect midgets from exploitation and humiliation.  We think these states are anti-midgets; they're two of the largest states in the union, after all.

What's dwarf bowling?  Adorable little midgets - in headgear, harnesses and protective wear - are rolled on skateboards down makeshift bowling alleys by bar patrons toward smaller-than-usual pins. It's an offshoot of dwarf tossing, the distance-tossing of little people by patrons onto mattresses or up against Velcro-covered walls. Midget participants can earn more than $100 an hour, easily filling their little pockets with large cash.

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But in New York and Florida, state laws prohibit bars and other places licensed to serve alcohol from hosting dwarf bowling and dwarf tossing events. The ban goes back almost two decades, and it's enforced. In 2002, for example, law enforcement officials busted a midget bowling tournament hosted by Beetlejuice (aka Beet, aka Lester Green), a regular fixture on the Howard Stern radio show.

Beet was in the process of organizing a spectacular New York drawf bowling tournament in February when a midget-hating local tipped off police.  Within hours, the event was cancelled.  Poor Beetlejuice.

Dance, Midget, Dance

Here's a funny pic showing a happy little midget dancing his happy little midget feet right off the floor.  Alas, the life of a midget.  So care-free and uplifting.

 

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Funny Midget Wrestling Pictures

Holy crap! That's all we can say about this brand new funny midget pictures.  Check out the boobies on the hot midget ring girl!  Check out the muscles on those ripped little midget wrestlers!  You don't want to pick a fight with these adorable but strong dwarfs.  No ball kicking necessary; these midgets are all about kicking ass and taking names.

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Yes, that's a Marilyn Manson transsexual midget you see.  Who would have thought we'd be able to track down a legitimate picture of a tranny midget?  We wish we'd been invited to this rocking midget party.  Alas, maybe next time they'll remember their friends at All About Midgets.